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Is your life dull and boring? Of course it is! You're just an ordinary pleb, you're not a pop-star and therefore you can only endure the grey pointlessness of existence until the day you die while they all go out, drink champagne out of dwarves belly-buttons and generally live a life of excess. It's not fair is it? Well we can help you an ever so tiny little bit by helping you look like a member of VyVyan and you will be able to swan up and down the streets pretending you're a pop-star. But we can't guarantee people will believe you though, and it's not our fault if you end up looking like a total tit.
Take a look at the picture to your left. That's VyVyan, a nice looking bunch of girls aren't they? Well you could soon be looking like them. First of all you have to choose your role model, for example, perhaps you're blonde, in which case you might want to go for Hannah or Amanda, maybe you have dark hair so Holly or Ruth might be a bit more appropriate. We can't make every decision for you.
Anyway, once you've decided which girl you want to use as your fashion icon you'll have to go out and buy some clothes which are similar to that which they're wearing in the photo. You don't have to get identical stuff, just some that are in the same style. If you're really committed then you can try and get your hair in the same style or wear similar make-up but that's moving on to stalking territory. And that's about it as far as the VyVyan style tips go. What do you want from me? Blood? We did try phoning up the band and asking them what they thought you said, but I started having an asthma attack while on the phone and when I asked "So... what are you wearing" I was told to "Piss off like the perverted freak I knew I was." Damn those Asthma attacks. That was the tenth time I'd had one in an hour. And they all co-incided with me phoning up VyVyan to ask about their clothes. And that's the truth
If you would like some help in getting your VyVyan wardrobe together then why not let us, the experts at VyVacious decide for you. Simply send us a cheque for £150 and tell us which girl you want to look like and we'll go out and buy some clothes for you. Although we can't guarantee that they'll actually be clothes that your favourite member would choose. Indeed we can't even guarantee that they'd be clothes that a girl would wear full stop. More likely than that we'll just send you a manky old t-shirt from the back of my wardrobe but we'll write the name of your choice on the label and you can pretend that we haven't ripped you off.
