And the results of the last poll, The Person I Respect Most is..., are now in. And quite interesting they are to. You all proved yourself to be people of taste by making The person who comes up with BBC2 Logos the winner with 30% of the vote. However, you obviously don't have that much taste as Cerys Matthews, the lead singer of Catatonia, only got 6% of the vote. The Bloke out of the Ronseal Adverts didn't win as I'd expected, but came second with 21% of the votes. You might trust his words, but you don't respect a man who isn;'t cynical enough to question advertisments. I, Flumcake's Writer came in a respectable third, with 15% of votes cast. Thanks to all who voted for me, cheques are in the post. And I will always be glad to know that I am more respected than God (4%), Jeremy Paxman (4%) and The Queen (3%). And while you're at it, spare a thought for poor old Tony Blair who didn't get a single vote. Does no-one respect his fake grin and crap hair? Thanks to all who voted.

Stuff (And Nonsense) - Drugs! George Michael! Sesame Street! The meaning of life! Anything that's even vaguely important get's covered in this article.
We Want a Rock! - Christmas is coming, Vanessa Feltz is fat. She'll be on every single Xmas prog and that is that. It's Christmas. Again. So with startling orignality we talk about it. Again.
Flum Dancing - I can't dance, but that is no reason why I can't slag off other people who can't dance. And I managed to resist the temptation to slag of the literal dancing skills of people like Steps.

The Flumcake On-Line Archive - This is the place where you can find all the old articles, most of which are out of date by now like The Election Special but some of which you can still read and enjoy, even now, stuff like The Obligatory Spice Girls Article which, much to my amazement, hasn't gotten out of date yet. Or there's the account of my murderers trial in Trials and Tribulations and my subsequent rebirth in Exquisite Dead Guy. And lots more stuff. All stored in The Vault.

Updated: 8.11.98

Unlikely To Be Asked Questions - Questions which are very, very unlikely to be asked about this website and the world in general. So if you've never had any query about the world and don't care about this website at all then this is probably the place for you. Includes the Spice Girls Psychoanalysis Special

Updated: 13.2.99

You Love Us - You do apparrantly, we've received a number of nice awards, a couple of reviews a handful of survey results and one interesting coincidence. Hmmm, it's slightly more interesting than this overview makes it out to be. Now includes the Survey Results for 1998/99.

If for some strange reason you want to contact Flumcake, there are a number of ways you can do it. First of all you can e-mail us at flumcake@geocities.com. You can also join the Flumcake Anonymous mailing list at the same address if you want to be kept up to date on anything that happens at the site. You can also sign our guestbook or, if that seems like too much effort then you can always view our guestbook and try and find some sort of inspiration. You can also try and contact us using telepathy if you like. But I don't fancy your chances.