The Nudge Nudge Sketch

Man: 'Evening, squire!

Squire: Ah, good evening.

Man: Is, uh ... Is your wife a goer, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more?

Squire: I beg your pardon?

Man: Your wife, does she go, eh? Does she go, eh?

Squire: She sometimes GOES, yes.

Man: I bet she does, I bet she does. Say no more, say no more. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge!

Squire: I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.

Man: Follow me, follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Squire: Are you selling something?

Man: SELLING! Very good, very good! Eh? Eh? Eh? Oooh! You're wicked Eh! Wicked eh! Say no MORE!

Squire: No look I told you I ...

Man: Is your wife a sport, eh?

Squire: She likes sport, yes!

Man: I bet she does, I bet she does!

Squire: As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.

Man: Who isn't? She Likes games eh? Likes games? Knew she would, she's been around a bit eh? Been around?

Squire: She has traveled, yes. She's from Purley.

Man: SAY NO MORE!

Man: Purley squire famous place, say no more.

Man: Oah! Break away, ilck ... Is a, is your wife interested in photography, eh? Photographs eh? He asked him knowlingly!

Squire: Photography?

Man: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

Squire: Oh, Holiday snaps

Man: Could be. Could be taken on holiday. Candid eh? Candid photography?

Squire: No, I'm afraid we don't have a camera.

Man: Oh. Still. Wrooooh, eh! Wrooooh, eh! Wrooooh, eh!

Squire: Look, are you insinuating something?

Man: Oh, no, no, no ... yes.

Squire: Well?

Man: Well, I mean, you're a man of the world squire.

Squire: Yes.

Man: I mean, you've been around a bit, eh? You've, uh, you've "done it?"

Squire: What do you mean?

Man: Well, I mean, I mean like chief, you've uh, you've uh, SLEPT, with a lady?

Squire: well ... Yes.

Man: What's it like?