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Welcome to the "Official" Homepage of Rupert Murdoch About Me: My life started out as a poor yet humble child with only one ambition. Just like Pinkey and The Brain, I spent every given moment, planing to take over the world. And now I have done it! Now the World Government apparatus is planning to take over me!!! No chance of that happening, I am too smart (and rich) for that.
Rupert thinks about
The poor.
Rupert thinks about
money
Rupert thinks about
sex!
My first line of attack is to try to crush the spirit of the people by taking over the game of Rugby League. I am grateful for my dear friend Mr. Neil Whittaker, in all his attempts to please me. The only problem is that those bloody
Rabbitohs have won half their games. You promised me that they would be winless at this stage. Hey you know what? I will upset the Poms by taking over Manchester United. Why should football fans in Australia be the only losers! There is also a hero link. Click here to visit my hero!Please checkout my links these will no doubt cause great excitement, and you must see the latest film review from our Fox studios. It stars Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, in the new Hollywood blockbuster Citizen Murdoch!
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This page was last updated on 5th May 1999
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