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Seattle, Washington
Vampyre Zighting
Zubmit your Zcientific Hypothesis Below
Zis photographic evidence vas submitted by a vampyre hunter wannabe who rezides in
zee voods of zee Grrreat Northvest. Zee person filing
zis report alzo submitted zeveral photographs allegedly depicting "Bigfoot";
however, those photographs were determined by my esteemed colleague,
Prof. Von Helllllsink, of Transylvania, to have been 'faked' (in vun photograph, obviously zent
by miztake, zee Bigfoot vas carrying a bottle of Wintage vine, und vas propositioning
a young, female bear. Not an ugly bear, mind you, but still...)
It vas determined
zat zee photograph vas taken vile zee camera rrrrested on a very tall tripod, and zat
zee photographer vas prolly Bigfoot. Or Bigfoot vas zee photographer. Sigh.
Zcience is taxing.
But it probably von't take und rrrrocket zcientist to determine
zee validity of zis vampyre zighting...zee fact zat he picked zee ONE sunny day
a year in Seattle to practice "101 OTHER Things To Do Vith Long Vooden Stakes" is a
strong indication zat he is either NOT a vampyre, or is a very stupid vampyre.
Zubmit your hypothesis below.
 
Vaaaay too many wisitors to count!
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