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HOLA!! Well this is me. I am a 18 year old freshman at ohio university chillicothe branch. This is me, 30 days after jenny greig. The before picture was so big i couldnt place it on here. I really enjoy playing tennis with my friends, and i hope to go pro someday. Well thats enough about me lets move on to more important things. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Here are some pickup lines. I don't want to be your boyfriend i just wanna give him a little help. If i give you my number what are the chances of you using it. What will it take for me to become your friend. Stick your finger in my tea and make it sweet. All the sweetness and i'm a diabetic. You know i've been watching you not watching me. For me, freedom means being your slave. Do you believe in love at first site? Or do i have to walk by again. Excuse me, i seem to have lost my phone number. Can i borrow yours. You look like my second wife and, i only married once. Well there they are. i have plenty more and will add them later. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Come and listen to a story about a boy named rikka. Going to the dance, but all he knew how to do was polka. Then that night he discovered he was black. He went to the dance as a big ol mac Biotches that is pimpen them hoes. Well the first thing ya know oh rikka's a tru playa his kin folck said rikka stay away from there. They said white boy is what ya wanna be but rikka loaded up his truck and moved to the big city. Jackson that is pimpen up town underage drinkin. Well his first time in the block he was a big hit. Two times around and he already had to split. Uptown drinkin all that ski made poor ol rikka have to go pee. speedway that is. more ski pee pee time. Well weeks went by and rikka went up town. Everyone up there thought he was a clown. They said on comic view is where ya outta be, that white black boy is so damn funny. jokes that is slammin down the funny. A month went by and rikka got mad everyone got tired of him and this made him sad. Back to the farm house is where I outta be, so i got in my truck and went to mommy. Home that is all washed up has been. Well every now and then ol rikka heads in town but not the same as the funny ol clown. He grew up and no one did see that this fat white boy use to be funny.
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