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Toby has had numerouse trips to his local veterinary surgery due to many adventures, and is well known among the staff. Not as Toby the Space Cat. But as Toby The Cat From HELL!
Toby's guide of how to behave is shown below.
1) During your journey to the vets make as much noise and commotion as possible. If you can try to pee on those taking you, this will prevent them from wanting to take you again.
2) When you arive at the vets sit quietly to lure the vets into a false sense of security.
3) If the vet feels it is necessary to poke or touch you in any places you do not want him to, make your feelings quite clear to them.
4) Sometimes it is necessary for you to have to stay over night at the vets. This is Bad! Any one you meet in this time is Evil and should be attacked!
5) Do not sit on any blanket the vets may provide, you dont know who has sat on them before you. Instead snuggle up in your litter tray, you can be assured that is clean.
6) If you should need to go to the toilet try to get it either on your blanket or your food bowl. The nurses enjoy cleaning it up.
7) When the nurses do try to clear up you mess hiss and spit at them if they come near, if they open your cage door ATTACK!!
8) Very often the nurses will insult your intelligence by putting disgusting pills in your food, don't eat them. Let the nurses try and force feed you, its much more fun. Then ATTACK!!
9) Remember someone is paying lots of money for your treatment so get your moneys worth, dont eat any food unless its top stuff. By refusing to eat the nurses often try giving you tinned fish. If you can get it fresh all the better.
10) When ever anyone from home comes to visit be as nice and as pleasant as you possibly can purr loudly and rub your head where ever you can. this will make the make the nurses feel they are doing somthing wrong and hopefully leave you alone.
