Toby has received many letters from people and animals asking for Toby's help and opinions, they all gave Toby a good laugh so here they are for your pleasure.
Dear Toby
Please help me, My name is Frott Scoster and nobody seems to like me. At school everyone teases me, they even through stuff at me. It all started when I began to let my hair grow. When I'm older I want to be a dirty rocker with long hair. Unfortunately I am ginger and rather than growing down it is just growing big! When I go to school there are posters up saying I should get it cut and that its a fire risk, once they even tried to set light to it. I have included a photo so you can see what it is like. Is it really all that bad? What should I do?
