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In a galaxy far far away, a long long time ago, there was a cat! Not just any cat, but a Space cat. Banished from his home in 1994 he has wondered the galaxy looking for a family and some one to love, Oh and he can not die.
Despite past events Toby the Space cat was once again exploring the far reaches of the galaxy. Every thing seemed quiet and peaceful, and so Toby went for a short walk. The sun was shining and the grass was green, as Toby slowly wondered away from the safety of his small yet comfortable space ship.
The day was hot and Toby soon felt tired, and so found a small tree in which he could sleep.
While he slept a Huge bungling dog, discovered Toby's ship. Being a Dog it soon noticed the distinct smell of cat urine where Toby had so often missed his litter tray, and so the Dog of Doom decided that a Space cat was just what she needed to fill her stomach.
Ignorant of his foreseen Doom Toby slept peacefully and on wakening decided it was about time he returned to his ship. It was not long until he reached his ship, and on doing saw the beast that intended to turn him into a rather tasty snack.
Toby did not hesitate using his amazing powers of instinct he turned around and ran away as quickly as his short little legs could carry him.
But the Dog was large and fast with long swift legs and quickly caught up with our small fury explorer.
Fortunately Toby was well trained in the art of escape, and knew exactly what to do. He stopped instantly causing the hurtling lump of dog to pass straight over him. The whole experience was too much for Toby and he crapped himself, before hiding under a bush.
The Dog who although not entirely renowned for her intelligence, did eventually realise she was no longer casing the small bundle of fluff she was a second ago. And backed tracked her steps until she discovered Toby's little pile of poop.
There she waited knowing Toby was around some where.
Toby watched from inside his bush hoping she would leave?
She waited...
Toby watched...
And so it continued for what seemed like hours, days, weeks, months, years! (Well 15 minutes)
Until it was too much for Toby, nobody kept him from his blanket and food bowl, so he ran straight at the Dog, the dog stood its ground and prepared to catch Toby on impact...
But there was no impact Toby passed straight under the legs of the beast and in to the safety of his ship. He then took off, and in a few minutes was able to sit down for a nice bowl of milk and a few biscuits. All the Dog of Doom got was a mouth full of fur and a rumbling stomach.
If you would like to talk to Toby the Space cat he is happy to listen to anything you would like to say, no matter what the time, or where the place as long as he's not busy TOBY THE SPACE CAT is always ready to help. simply e-mail your enquiries to...toby_the_space_cat@scaredycat.co.uk...please allow 28 days for delivery.
In next weeks episode Toby the Space Cat has an unpleasant encounter with the floor.
