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Fred Farkle Says...
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  Bad websites are everywhere, forever arising, against the obvious laws of man, God[dess], and all that is decent. And yet they continue to multiply, until they overrun the available space and cause a really big server crash like the one in February of 1999. But I digress. The eyesore sites of the Internet are everywhere, and here, in Benny Hills of Fortune City, we actually have inflicted on us far fewer than some other unmentionable, unnatural and immeasurably lame cybercities. But I digress, again. Like the fragile, easily ruptured balloons of Parisian school children (with little notes attached for the Angels to read), being set adrift from innumerable locations in large volume, the urge to release important and timely missives and messages can happen at any time. Perhaps while you're even on this page (which is conveniently constructed for just that purpose). Perhaps not. But rest assured that whether you email me or use this page to contact me, the truly bad, truly ugly and truly lame sites of the World will all be listed on Page 2 of this site. Making the Internet safer for us all, especially the little children...


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Depending on the amount of mental and bodily damage you just survived at another truly lame site, fill in whatever parts of this form you are physically and emotionally able to, then hit the SEND button. I will take immediate action once I receive your invaluable missive. We must be protected, and this is a step in that direction...

   

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Please send me (via Email) the address of any site that you know is totally lame, particularly those were the person who wrote the site is also a total loser. I'll be looking, too. As I only escaped from the Dungeon O' Pleasure less than two hours ago, I've barely had time to put up these pages, but I promise, on all that is black cherry Jell-O, that I will put the addresses of all the truly putrid websites out there, here, so we can all be safe.

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Email to: Fred Farkle

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