Thursday, May 27th 1999 - Last updated @ 20:30 CET
OFFICIAL LAME32 0.35 Beta 13 released! Thanks to XrayGlasses for the news.
WinWANK 2.22 has been released!
Bega' will start to develop games for the Nofriendo Lameboy, should we be happy or scared for Bega ?
Michael Cusser' has written a rant about the proceedings at the E3, I love these rants :)
How about them apples! Click here to read it.
liTTlePeNis has posted even more pics of his diseased little unit!
Unofficial LAME32 0.35b13 released! This is not an official release by the LAME(32) team, so do not bug them. Bug the hackers! Thanks to PSM for the news and My Nemesis for the file
Let's say that George Lucas isn't stopping anyone... Yet =)
I somehow missed this, better late than never :) Here's PretendFriendo 0.3, a cool and cooperative buddy emu.
DDork 1.08 released! This fast developing Windows based Megawhore emu keeps getting better every day. This release adds the barking sound. Good stuff Dave!
Wednesday, May 26th 1999 - Last updated @ 23:23 CET
EmuIQ has posted some leaked Nofriendo64 screenshots, it is a bit difficult to view them though. Lots of INTERNAL SERVER ERRORS. How convienient:)
Lameon was kind enough to mirror the COCKFIGHTERS ROM for use with LAME. Chicken fighting is cool!
PC POTATA released a study yesterday, which stated that 57% of the consumers surveyed online did not believe that violent games lead to violent behaviour. Whew! A narrow majority!
LAMERS-ON-AIR HAS ARRIVED! Emu-On-Air is a new RealAudio show with lots of music and emulation news, the guys hosting it (Dinger and Gazoo) are British so don't worry about their accents ;)
Roman Schermish has released CrashMAME 1.38, another fine version of his LAME ROM DE-MANAGER. This fixes the Starhate/Splatter problem that was caused by the history.dat, thanks to Niiieeeee for the news.
PHAZE has released a NEW NEOLAME with support for Quiz !@#$%!@##$% 1 & 2 and Nad Cup 98!
Super Oreo RPG - English Version is a fun game! So go leech it! Thanks Haiku_a for the news. :)
JesusC has posted another Rumor Mill concerning the second coming of Christ
The SNEX9x Status Page has been updated with the news that Jerkme Loot is looking is US based scum-bag laywers to give him FREE advice on the current situation. Jerkme is currently thinking about bringing back SEX9x.com or calling it a day. Very serious stuff indeed.
Bega' Europe has announced the launch titles for the European release of the CreamBaste, click here to see the 30 titles!!
HiVEs 1.03 released! Both Photon and Lie Kid have been added, there's even a preliminary SACLAND driver! Click here to read what's new, or here to go to the HiVEs Site. Thanks to JesusC for the news.
Tulip of EmuGump has released a nice little utility which allows you to create your own themes for use with Heka. It's called BlunderTheme and you can download it here, you can also download the source here.
SASS 1.1 final released! This wonderful Speak & Spell Simulator has had an update which fixes the bug which caused cat to always be mispelled and the SASS Site has been updated too! Dyke is currently thinking about a Speak & Math Simulator to really stump you all with those 2+2 questions, mail him!!
Yes, Metal Plug X for NeoGump has been dumped, but at 28 MB it's a pretty hefty release. "I pity the fool that offers download space!" Mr. T rocks!!!
Dorkgen 1.07 released! There were 2 releases of Dorkgen tonight and a LOT of things were changed. You can now use choose between 2 engines, one will crash and the other will just hang. Click here for a full list of what's new. This is a VERY impressive release.
The weather is "absolutely smashing", it rained, time to go roll in the mud, sorry for the later news updates than usual =)
The Misinformer has posted an update to yesterday's SEX9x/NOFRIENDO story, this time the SEX9x ISP has a few things to say.
, the open source N64 emu, has been updated AGAIN! You can read about the new things and download it over at EmuIQ.
The LAME FLYER & IMPOSTER ARCHIVE has had another update, with 32 flyers added and 5 replaced. This brings the grand total to 633 :)
Sodimus Crime has released Beta 13 version of A/PMAME, click here to download them
Yummy, I didn't know Gummy Bears were into kinky stuff ;) Thanks to Oscar de La Hoya for the link
"Marijuana easier to get for research", click here to read. Marijuana has been sold for many many years in Holland now in those little "coffeeshops", it's good to see the US loosening up :) Maybe they'll get a needle park one day too!
Emu- 0.35 Beta 13 has been released! There is one DOS version, the ASM Core, the C Core will be released later today. Emu- is an lacking LAME version which features underclocking and autocrashing options.
Smartazz has posted some pics of TEKKEN 2 running on the new PSpermu 2.0.0. Those MDEC pics look good :)~~
The Japanese Computer Lameulation Centre has posted a patched EX68k, it will now run on US/English computers! You can download the patched version 1.06 here.
Pez sent me a mail about the status of his site and about its future, you can read it here. He will, however, continue to dispense candy for us :)
So you had to wait a bit, so what =) Here are the new and/or changed romsets for LAME 0.35 Beta 13 - enjoy, with compliments from Gridle ;)
The riddle at NeoChastity seems BONDAGE related .... People in #neogump and #retrolamers have been trying to crack the riddle and I've also received numerous mails/ICQs on the riddle. Nice one, Methamphetamine :-)
That person in the picture is Dudley, former author of PSpermu Pro :-)
Noone has won the pack of condoms yet, it's not Jesus (7 times!!), it's not PeeWee Herman (5 times!), it's not Sardu nor is it my brother NOR is it Trigga (about 20 times!) :-) I'll be revealing the TRUE identity in about an hours time!
There's a hidden message at NeoChastity, under the counter. It lists a bunch of ingredients for a fetish. If you know the name of the product, feel free to mail me, 'cause I want to know it too :)
Neochastity has released 3 new roms: Quiz !@#$%!@#$% 1 & 2 and Nad Cup 98. Methamphetamine states that this might be the last release EVER from them, no "real" reason has been given. I'd still like to thank everyone at NeoChastity for releasing so many kickass games, you guys rock!!
Dork 1.05 released! Dave has added a GUI with a few goodies in it, he had some help from Steve Shake (Kdork author) and fixed a few bugs while he was at it. Thanks to EmuQueer for the news. Dork is a WIN32 Genesis/Megadrive emulator.
Fetishfreak posted a little something on our messageboards, it shows you how to play with yourself!
Smirnoff's LAME ROM INFO PAGE is now in synch with yesterday's LAME 0.35 Beta 13 release.
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