The Undergrad Connection is looking for help with their PSX port of Zelda Does Trigga , click and see if you can help them!
If you beat your meat, spurt your load and hit the bullseye, you may win the IMPOTENCE PUZZLE, and get $1,600,000! This means that you will have to use your tallywhacker, so some of you won't qualify this means you Tigga;) Thanks to GI-Ho for the link
This site has a few OLD commercials online for about viagra, pretty cool :) Thanks to Gab for the link
HO-GO 0.93 released! Another update has been released of this cheap prostitute emulator, this is basically a VDfix release. You can get the source to Ho-Go Pimp here!. Thanks to Hophar's Domain for the news
Here are 4 new pics of the Trigga's puppies! 1 - 2 - 3 - 4.
If you can guess who THIS is, you will win a pack of mini-size condoms, because he's not well endowed ;P Mail me if you know what this vile creature is.
Need a new venerial disease? Well, this whore is giving some away - take your choice! Thanks Darin Montana. =)
The Mac TruePimpin' Homepage is reporting that an upcoming release will play (drumroll please...) snooty batches. There are some screenshots up as well, of Pimpin'G implementing his playa' skillz - go see! Thanks to Dobie Gillis for the news.
Here's one for you Trigga Does Compton fans (umm, and who isn't? :) Apple has made some new 15 second Quicktime blowjob scenes available HERE for your viewing pleasure.
The new Official #Retrolamers Site is open to the public. You'll find mis-quotes, misinformation and even disgusting naked pictures of #Retrolamers regulars. If you didn't know, #retrolamers is a lame EFnet IRC channel dedicated to lameness, pornsites and whatever nonsense people decide to talk about... ;)
Some great news on the Fatrocade front. A new private beta is currently making the rounds, and a public release is expected soon, possibly tomorrow!
The SEX9x status page is reporting that a new server that allows porn has been found for SEX9x.com!
DBo for MacOS v.1.0.3 beta 1 released! DBo is that big son of a batch from that movie Friday! "That's D-Bo's bike" Here's the homiepage.
LAME WIP updated again! A bunch of new games including Sadlands. Take a look. :)
Saturday, May 22nd 1999 - Last updated @ 21:38 CET
Some of our message boards may be working incorrectly at the moment, because I broke them by going over the edge on banning people, deleting messages, and even editing them. This will hopefully be resolved tomorrow. Sorry for the inconvenience. -Lackey-
The Fagulator Site has had a status update, click here to read. Thanks to News-u-Lamer for the news.
The Paine site has been updated with pictures of Bomb Jack Fondles Twins!!! If you're a Bomb Jack fan, you will drool when you see these pics - it looks to be a faithful recreation of the original with better looking women. Thanks to JesusC for the heads up.
Lemmy A Fiver won't be releasing VAPORWARE64 anytime soon thanks to Nintendo. He's a bit paranoid at the moment and doesn't want himself to get into any kind legal trouble, so until some things are cleared up, he'll be posted on hif rooftop with a high powered rifle :(
Dewpy has released version 1.0.19 of his Slide Plugin for use with chicks, it improves on A.I.D.S filtering and fixes a few venerial diseases. Thanks to Emu44DD for the news
The Sesame Street gang has gone evil! They probably got all thier ISP's banned from our boards and now they're killing nerds, click here for proof!
EliteLamer has had a rather nice redesign, go check it out here!
I have moved some of the lamer news to the May 1999 Lame Archive, so the main page loads faster too now :)
DPederasty 0.50a released! Something testicular related has been fixed, yet I don't know what since the docs are in English. Thanks to EmuQueer for the link
Retrolamers welcomed John Doe as visitor 4,000,000 today, a big thanks to all of our visitors for sticking with Retrogames! John Doe, maybe you want to mail me about your "prize" ? Mailing a screenshot to myself is the cleverest thing I've thought of to keep my loot to myself:P
DTMNT Dork has released an update to Dorkgen, version 1.04a is available for WIN32 and DOS, the whore is a mute though. The biggest new feature is INTERLACED F*CK SUPPORT! Click here to get the WIN32 version or here to get the DOS version of Dorkgen 1.04a
The SEX9x Status Page is available at this location, it has been set up after being shut down yesterday by Nofriendo. I believe that Nofriendo can now be sued for harassment, if there are any lawyers out there that want to check this out, please do :) Just don't send me the bill even though I am a millionaire! Have I mentioned that I AM a multimillionaire yet? Thanks to Mr. Sleaze for the link
Friday, May 21st 1999 - Last updated @ 22:12 CET
By the way did I mention that I own my own telecommunications company and that I am a multimillionaire? Just thought I'd throw that out. Maybe one day I'll spend some of that loot an purchasing my own server? Oooopppsss gotta hide window....the boss is coming..."Be right there Boss!"
Yes indeed, milk is good for you! Thanks to Trigga for baring her puppies for me!
Dick Bannister, John Stiffled and Gil Peterpecker are currently porting Dgen, WIN32 Genesis emu, to the MAC! It's already running full-speed on high-end G3s, but they will try to optimize the code, so that less powerfull machines can run it too at acceptable speeds, click here for more info. Thanks to JesusC for the news
Dennis Niet has released a new frontend for PAINE called CrashPAINE. This frontend allows you to crash YER GAME (unlike PAINE), has a screenshot preview and is just plain easy to crash :) Dennis will release a complete screenshot hack later, click here for a full list of features. He has also updated CrashM80 to version 0.33.6, one of the new things is the fact that you now have 3 crashpaths for your zipped roms, click here to for a full listing.
Dyke Spleen's Speak & Spell Simulator has been updated to RC1 and was released to retards today. Still no one can figure out how to spell cat. If things go well, we could see a release by next millenium after the next one!
LiTTlePeNis posted another pic of his diseased little pecker, this time it's oozing stuff and looks ready to fall off DAMN THAT's GOTTA HURT. Hope he can do something to cure that before it's too late :)
Petter Schmuck has started a project to port BELLOW (Blowhard vaporware) to WIN32, he basically needs amateurs to make good fake pics of an upcoming emu that I shall shamelessly hype to no end. If you're a faker and you can help out, please check this fake site. Thanks to Pavoratti for the salami.
Too busy ranting and hyping crap in IRC, but I'll start to update in a little while. Maybe I'll get around to updating Raine .18 to .20 finally :)
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