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Below are the messages posted in the
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GIRLFRIEND EMULATION WWWBoard.
What's Pamela Anderson's Bust Size Now After She Had Her Implants Removed??
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Tommy Lee
16:31:16 5/24/99
(0)
Pamela's breast implants just reached the $1,000,000 mark on EBAY
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Whoreny
15:09:39 5/24/99
(1)
Thanks! Didn't want to get outbid! (nt)
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Donald Hump
17:07:32 5/24/99
(0)
Help how to I enable the mouse in CARMENELEKTRAv69?
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Flaco
13:34:04 5/24/99
(6)
Go to the graphical user interface and stroke your board!
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BigPoppaPimp
15:05:34 5/24/99
(0)
Don't let the Worm hear ya say that(read)
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Dennis Codman
14:23:03 5/24/99
(0)
It's hard to play with the mouse, all I do is click and click away and nothing seems to happen!
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EmuSimp
14:06:18 5/24/99
(0)
Here I am to save the day!
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MightyMouse
14:05:15 5/24/99
(2)
Cool! Now tell us how to get a high score with using a mouse!
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MightyWhoreinPowerPumper
14:45:33 5/24/99
(1)
Experience, young grasshopper is the only way to learn how to slide a mouse with great skillz!
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SensaiHo
15:58:42 5/24/99
(0)
Girlfiend emulation is wrong!
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Flunkie
13:01:23 5/24/99
(1)
Your what's wrong with this scene! Off to play with myself again :P[NT]
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skroomyself
18:35:00 5/24/99
(0)
Anyone try new release of AnnistonBlow v4.69 beta 2 ? (NT)
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Jennifer Anniston
07:40:13 5/24/99
(2)
Shagadelic Baby (NT)
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AuStIn PoWeRs
11:52:13 5/24/99
(0)
Yep! thanks for the studio pass luv! (NT)
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Got14Fr33
09:00:53 5/24/99
(0)
Anybody hear of an Orca Winfrey emulator ?
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BBWlover
07:11:19 5/24/99
(1)
Your joking right?
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Puking
10:28:30 5/24/99
(0)
Fake Pamela Crack from a long time ago (read if you had played with it)
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JPS
06:20:57 5/24/99
(1)
OH NO! I do have the symptoms of silicone poisioning too!
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PlasticMan
07:23:46 5/24/99
(0)
CrashM80 VDfix-release 0.33.7
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Dennis Niet
06:07:59 5/24/99
(0)
Zelda Does Trigga On Scheme!
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Lord_S&M
05:32:34 5/24/99
(0)
New S&M emulator released! Tee Hee!
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Whoreceress
05:30:18 5/24/99
(0)
The problem with girlfriend emulation is that KY Jelly is no substitue for the real thing!
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Spanky
04:22:14 5/24/99
(3)
Have you ever tried Crisco as a substitute?
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OiLMaSTer
11:42:10 5/24/99
(1)
Hey Crisco works pretty good! THANKS!
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VaSeliNe
13:49:40 5/24/99
(0)
I agree (nt)
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pEdOpHiLe
09:33:21 5/24/99
(0)
where can i get a free girlfriend? tell me pleazzzzz
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eMpleH
00:38:28 5/24/99
(3)
No Ho Beggin'!
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. (I'm a period! get it?)
04:23:27 5/24/99
(0)
There is no such thing as a free girlfriend! They all get you in the pocketbook sooner or later! (nt)
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Burt Reynoldz
01:50:27 5/24/99
(0)
Sheeeeeeet! Come down to the corner of 7th and broadway in Da' Oaktown son and ask 4 me! I'll hookz ya up phat!
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Fatila
00:41:56 5/24/99
(0)
will Trigga ever show her titties :P
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Hump
00:37:25 5/24/99
(0)
CALL 1-900-976-SCHEME NOW FOR A HOT NEW PROGRAM WHICH WILL BE SURE TO SATISFY( nt )
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The Scheme! team
00:28:01 5/24/99
(0)
Damn boards been cleaned! I needed to get a porn site link off of here!(nt)
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Spanky
23:09:36 5/23/99
(1)
I gotz whats ya needz
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BiGPoPPaPimP
23:10:12 5/23/99
(0)
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