You tell them you want to stay home. They agree. After they leave you decide to plan the party of the CENTURY. You invite everyone you know and they all agree to come. About an hour before it is due to begin you decide to get some more booze. You pick up your fake ID (Which you made your self out of an old cereal packet and some glitter) and you leave the house. The door clicks shut just as you remember you haven't got any money, keys and you're not wearing any trousers. All of the people arrive for your party, and you have to turn them away. You end up hated by everyone and you have to live out the rest of your time until your parents come back living in a box and eating only sawdust and banana skins.

THE END