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A long time ago, Goddess created something that was sure to cause more chaos than The Facts of Life with Tootie. It was a hideous plot to confuse the world to no end. That horrible invention was the post office. The United States Post Office has been in disorganization ever since then. However, every now and then, people must rely on it to actually send mail sometimes. I am one of those people, and now is one of those times. I am calling upon you, the reader of Chicken Scratch, to send stuff. Chicken Scratch is not the product of som e zine fairy. I can't leave vodka under my pillow (although I do, for no known reason), and expect to wake up to new issues of CS. We need you. We need your input, your feedback, and your output. This is starting to sound like Biology class. Seriously, folks, I don't have any clue how I'm doing. I try to go by word of mouth but who knows if it's not just a big conspiracy, like that George Washington story. Father of the nation? Feh! What I'm trying to say is send stuff. Anything, it doesn't have to be quality stuff. I mean, look at us, were not Life magazine. Here's some suggestions to send
Read a book recently, write a book review and send it in.
Saw a movie the other day, write a movie review and send it in.
Heard a band the other day, write a band review and send it in.
Found a penny the other day, write a penny review and send it in.
We need fondue recipes!
Tell us what you did last summer, especially if it involves Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Draw a comic, possibly about chickens.
Send us your deepest fantasy, especially if it involves Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Fishing tips, which bait is better: live or fake?
Write a poem, a story, or a Tibetan Monk Chant.
Just send an empty envelope, let me know you care.
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