Saturday 2nd December 2000
Nuffin the Hamster on some weird fonts
Florida (THURSDAY) - There! It did it again!
That was three fonts now - Courier, Times New
Roman and Rockwell - and each one was doing the same.
Perhaps this was all part of some subliminal
experiment in psychological warfare that was trying to undermine the will of
individuals across America. But, there again, perhaps I was just being too
paranoid.
Then a fourth font did it! And a fifth,
too!
No, there had to have been some Governmental
infiltration of Microsoft or other and that court case was just a smokescreen to
hide the allegiance with which they were already grooming Al Gore to be the next
US President.
A few weeks from now, once the court cases are all
said and done, I'll wager that the silent masses of US citizens will rise up at
some prearranged signal through a subliminal prompting embedded in Windows 2000
and hail Al Gore as President, deposing George Bush in some popular people's
uprising.
You wait and see - I bet you it
happens.
And all because 'Al' Gore doesn't read with an A
and an L when you type it in the common fonts mentioned but as an A and a One -
that is, A-One Gore.
You see?
Already, men and women are unconsciously ascribing
greatness to the vice president whenever they type out the name by saying he's
'A-One'. Cunning and dastardly though this might be, there has to be a solution
- if it's not already too late.
I worked hard at finding the problematical file
and was all on giving up when, suddenly, I found it embedded within the Windows
2000 shell - encrypted it was, too.
So I've started to circulate a computer virus (a
totally safe virus, I hasten to add - one that preys on the evil shell) to
correct the Microsoft programming which will distribute itself as it's received.
It should go undetected but it will amend the 'one' figure which is used for the
L.
I fully understand if some still haven't been
reached by the file so, if you click on the link below, the amendment will be
instantly applied to the system shell and the subliminal messaging will
end.
And you'll be delivered from the dependency on Al
Gore into the liberty of George W Bush.
Click here for the package.
Click here for uninstall instructions.
Nuffin the Hamster writes
for the Rodent Weekly.
This article appears courtesy of that paper.
