12 January 2002 Who Really Won in 2000?
Mocha on the Old and the New - And a Surprise Concession








16 December 2000 Welcome to the Days that You've Made
Yafa on the end of Campaign 2000
16 December 2000 Here We Go Again
Nuffin on a Possible End to the Election Mess
16 December 2000 Do You Feel Confused?
Nuffin comments on the latest legal rulings
9 December 2000 You Have Five Minutes
Nuffin on the Supreme Court Ruling in Florida
9 December 2000 Anyone for Tennis?
Yafa on the U.S. Election Litigation
2 December 2000 Question Time
Nuffin Asks About the U.S. Election
2 December 2000 Possibly
Nuffin Follows the American Vote Count
2 December 2000 Transcript
Nuffin on the 'Covert Cassette'
2 December 2000 Larry King Live
Yafa on Wednesday's CNN Broadcast
2 December 2000 Subliminal Thoughts
Nuffin on Some Wierd Thoughts (and a Virus)
2 December 2000 Morningtown Ride
Nuffin on Coverage of the Great Ballot Move
25 November 2000 Thanksgiving
Nuffin on the Festive Meal
25 November 2000 Court in the Act
Yafa Comments on Presidential Litigation
25 November 2000 Statue to Honor DS
Nuffin on an Honor for the Candidate
25 November 2000 Ode to Florida
Nuffin on the 'Big Story'
25 November 2000 Spot the Toupe
Nuffin on GAmes Election-Watchers Play
25 November 2000 Chads, Again
Nuffin with an Update on the Ballot-Counting
25 November 2000 Steward's Inquiry
Nuffin Reports on a Trip to the Races
18 November 2000 Best Sitcom in Years
Nuffin on Elections as Entertainment
18 November 2000 Sex and the Presidential Campaign
Nuffin on Some Misunderstanding
18 November 2000 It Doesn't Add Up
Nuffin on Ballot Counting
18 November 2000 DS Reacts to Election Disaster
Nuffin: Interview with Diddley Squat
18 November 2000 This Hole Affair
Nuffin with More about You-Know What
18 November 2000 Legalities
Nuffin Reports on More Developments in You-Know What
18 November 2000 Palm Beach County
Nuffin on the Election Mess
18 November 2000 Naming Names
Lee on Naming the New Hamsters
11 November 2000 New Arrivals
Lee reports on the new hamsters at the UK/RW
11 November 2000 Gore, Bush Hung
Nuffin on the delayed election count
11 November 2000 Florida
Nuffin on vote irregularies in the U.S. Election
4 November 2000 More Swing
Nuffin on Recent Opinion Polls
4 November 2000 Headline News?
Recently discovered article by Dak
4 November 2000 How Low Can You Go?
Staff Writer Nuffin on the U.S. Election Season
28 October 2000 Dak Dead
Editorial by Nuffin on the Life and Death of Dak
28 October 2000 Swing
Dak on the Opinion Polls
28 October 2000 Mad Hamsters -- Part Four
The late Ebony on Hamsters in Mad Magazine
21 October 2000 A Grand Day Out
Dak reports on a trip to .... somewhere
21 October 2000 Diary of a Male Model
Dak tracks a furry model for a day
14 October 2000 Mad Hamsters - Part Four
Ebony looks at Hamsters in Mad Magazine (fourth in series)
7 October 2000 Fluffy Bernadette Squeaks Her Mind
Dak interviews the famous therapist on the Hamaholics Anonymous of America
30 September 2000 MAD Hamsters - Part III
Ebony on hamsters in MAD magazine
23 September 2000 Hamaholics Anonymous
Dak on the Confessions of Hamster Owners
16 September 2000 Mad Hamsters II
Ebony on the Hamster of Mad Magazine
9 September 2000 'Nuff Said . . .
Dak on the meusli pouring ceremony
2 September 2000 Homo Paranoidus
Dak and Maty with more on the Great Conspiracy
2 September 2000 MAD Hamsters
Posthumously published report by Staff Writer Ebony
26 August 2000 Dak and the Fake Presence
by Maty, Washington Correspondent
26 August 2000 The Campaign Trail
by Maty, Washington Correspondent
26 August 2000 Lies Continue
By Dak, Rodent Weekly Staff Writer
19 August 2000 Bedtime Reading
Maty on an Experiment in Educational Reading
19 August 2000 You're Trying to Make Me Wild
Dak on Cage Arrangements and the Average Hamster
19 August 2000 Conspiracy Revisited
Dak on the Latest in the Mailing List Conspiracy
19 August 2000 Something for Nuffin
Dak on Some Strange Products
12 August 2000 28th Birthday!
Dak Reports on the Party to End All Parties
12 August 2000 Ode to Rotastak
Dak Responds to Criticism
12 August 2000 Put Your Hamster in the Freezer
A Satire by Dak
12 August 2000 Squeaker Tour
Dak on a Sensational Hamster Band
5 August 2000 Fake Photograph?
Dak Reports on a Strange and Mistaken Accusation
29 July 2000 Squat Squashes Squeaks
Dak and Maty on the HFP Nomination
29 July 2000 Care to Hamster-Squeak?
Dak on a new book out this week
22 July 2000 On the Tragic Death of Ebony
Special Report on Ebony's Untimely Demise
22 July 2000 Convention 2000: Brothers in Stalemate
Maty and Dak on the Nomination
22 July 2000 Writing a Successful Article
Maty on Journalism for the Human Reader
15 July 2000 Campaign for Nomination
Dak on the Hamster for President Convention
15 July 2000 Mid-Life Crisis
Ebony on the recent birthday of a GFO
8 July 2000 Hamster Convention Begins in Washington
Dak covers pre-conference events
8 July 2000 One Out, Field Narrows to Five
Maty, Washington correspondent, on the nomination contest
1 July 2000 Dolphin Poetry
Ebony writes on a strange new art form
24 June 2000 Technology Feature: The 'Right-Click' Human
Ebony reports on this new computer project
17 June 2000 Biting the Hand that Feeds You
Washington Correspondent Maty on how develop an offensive tooth
10 June 2000 Julia Roberts in Cybersuit
Staff Writer Ebony on the court case
3 June 2000 Infrared Photography
Staff Writer Ebony on some spooky photographs
3 June 2000 An English Hamster in America
Ebony interviews his staff colleague, Dak
27 May 2000 It's the Fuzz!
Dak and Ebony on their meeting with the late, great Sir Fuzzy Logic
22 April 2000 Dak Ill, Ebony Serious
Lee reports on writers' sudden incapacity
15 April 2000 Cannibalism Libel
by Dak, investigative reporter
15 April 2000 Portrait Gallery to show Hamster Art
Ebony covers the grand opening
8 April 2000 Primaries
Dak answers your questions
1 April 2000 How to Name a Hamster
Ebony gives some pointers
25 March 2000 Fluffy Bernadette II
Dak's second attempt to interview the famous hamster psychoanalyst
18 March 2000 The Great Smoke Shocker
Dak's conversation with Yarash
11 March 2000 Meet Fluffy Bernadette
By Dak, Staff Writer
4 March 2000 Ganjette, Rest in Peace
By Dak, Staff Writer
26 February 2000 Scratch's Bronco Hat Revisited
A Rejoinder by Maty
26 February 2000 The Last Teabag in Paris
by Ebony, Staff Writer
19 February 2000 Bronco Scratch
Dak interviews Scratch on Hat
19 February 2000 Campaigners Run Scared
by Dak, Staff Writer
12 February 2000 Baxter Ramster
by Ebony, Staff Writer
12 February 2000 Free CDs
Ebony reports on the great Rodent Weekly Giveaway
5 February 2000 Manuscripts of Alexhamstria
Ebony on Those Contraband Manuscripts
29 January 2000 Ham Kong
Dak Meets Yarash (again)
22 January 2000 A Rock Star in the Supermarket!
by Ebony, Staff Writer
15 January 2000 British GFO Redeems Herself!
by Ebony, Staff Writer
15 January 2000 Comsumer Affairs: Yarash takes it to the UN
by Dak, Staff Writer
8 January 2000 A Message for the New Millennium
by Ebony, Staff Writer
8 January 2000 Night at the Water Bottle
by Dak, Staff Writer
29 December 1999 The Rise of the Amazing Yarash
by Dak, Staff Writer
18 December 1999 The Return of the GFO
by Dak, Staff Writer
20 November 1999 Defending the GFO
by Dak, Staff Writer
13 November 1999 Wall-Climbing for Beginners
by Ebony, Staff Writer
13 November 1999 GFO is Found
by Dak, Staff Writer
6 November 1999 The GFO and That Photograph
by Dak, Staff Writer
6 November 1999 RW Buys Exclusive Rights to George's Manuscripts
with links to series
30 October 1999 GFO Deserts Campaign
by Dak, Staff Writer
30 October 1999 Balu Counters Skeptics
by Dak, Staff Writer
23 October 1999 Shopping for the Presidency - Part III
by Dak, Staff Writer
23 October 1999 Shopping for the Presidency - Part II
by Dak, Staff Writer
9 October 1999 Campaign Tragedy: Death Claims Two
by Dak, Staff Writer
9 October 1999 Shopping for the Presidency
by Dak, Staff Writer
2 October 1999 'Not in my job description
Dak looks at the failures of human public works
2 October 1999 New Tee Shirts - New Home Page
by Dak, Staff Writer
2 October 1999 The Tail-less Mouse
by Dak, Staff Writer
25 September 1999 Booker T., Yako Zimba, Wed
by Dak, Staff Writer (with help from Maty)
25 September 1999 The Wierdness of Humans
by Dak, Staff Writer
25 September 1999 Campaign Worker Accused
by Dak, Staff Writer
25 September 1999 Campaign Merchandise Arrives
by Dak, Staff Writer
18 September 1999 Civic Reception
by Dak, Staff Writer
11 September 1999 Candidate's Daughter Takes Hamster Show
by Dak, Staff Writer
11 September 1999 Nikko's Birthday
by Dak, Staff Writer
11 September 1999 A Hammie Trip to the Supermarket
by Dak, Staff Writer
11 September 1999 The Competition - I
Those Notorious Drug Allegations

by Dak, Staff Writer
11 September 1999 The Competition - II
Current Administration

Photo Essay by Dak & Ebony
21 August 1999 Focus on Tripod
by Dak, Staff Writer
21 August 1999 Objections
by Dak, Staff Writer
14 August 1999 Maty, Hard at Work
by Dak, Staff Writer
14 August 1999 Eclipsed!
by Dak, Staff Writer
14 August 1999 Bush Past Brings Allegations
by Dak, Staff Writer
14 August 1999 A Patron Saint
by Dak, Staff Writer
7 August 1999 Update on Assault Case
by Dak, Staff Writer
WITH CORRESPONDENT MATY IN WASHINGTON
7 August 1999 Matrix
by Dak, Staff Writer
31 July 1999 Technology Page: Squeak-Recognition Software
by Dak, Staff Writer
31 July 1999 Assault and Battery on Campaign Worker
by Dak, Staff Writer
(with assistance from MATY, Washington Correspondent)
24 July 1999 Yarash in Marriage Shocker
by Dak, Staff Writer
17 July 1999 Nostrasquatus
by Dak, Staff Writer
17 July 1999 Yarash Revisited
by Dak, Staff Writer
10 July 1999 On the Condition of a Team Leader....
by Dak, Staff Writer
10 July 1999 Nest Building for Beginners
by Dak, Staff Writer
3 July 1999 Election 2000: Al Gores Bush
by Dak, Staff Writer
3 July 1999 The World Didn't End Tuesday....
by Dak, Staff Writer
26 June 1999 The World Ends Tuesday
by Dak, Staff Writer
19 June 1999 The New Computer Processor Chips
by Dak, Staff Writer
12 June 1999 Snails for Ganjette?
by Dak, Staff Writer
5 June 1999 Yarash!
by Dak, Staff Writer
5 June 1999 Kesef Redidivus
by Dak, Staff Writer
5 June 1999 The Hamster Beat
by Dak, Staff Writer
29 May 1999 Diary of a Hostage
by Dak, Staff Writer
29 May 1999 What They Are Saying About Kesef's Death
by Dak, Staff Writer
22 May 1999 Obituary: Kesef, Rodent Weekly Senior Writer
by Dak, Staff Writer
22 May 1999 Hostage Developments
by Dak, Staff Writer
16 May 1999 Hostage
by Kesef, Staff Writer
8 May 1999 The Hamster Dance
by Kesef, Staff Writer
8 May 1999 Kesef Goes Hyper
by Dak, Staff Writer
1 May 1999 Beavers and Ganjette?
by Kesef, Staff Writer
1 May 1999 The Australian Boomerang Wars
by Kesef, Staff Writer
1 May 1999 On the Death of Diddley Squat
A tribute from Kesef and the RW Staff
24 April 1999 Beavers and Buttheads
by Dak, Staff Writer
24 April 1999 Observing Sherman Day
by Kesef, Staff Writer
17 April 1999 Campaign 2000: The Final Frontier
by Kesef, Staff Writer
17 April 1999 The Nutchilds
by Dak, Staff Writer
10 April 1999 Razor Blades and Fur
by Kesef, Staff Writer
3 April 1999 Rats, Cats, Herrings, and Cod
by Kesef, Staff Writer
3 April 1999 The Sweet Smell of .... Syrian Hamster
by Dak, from A Hamster's Diary
27 March 1999 The New Kid at the Campaign
by Kesef, Staff Writer
27 March 1999 'Bal-Babies'
by Kesef, Staff Writer
27 March 1999 Branston in a Pickle
by Kesef, Staff Writer
20 March 1999 Ziggy, Dead at 26 Months
by Kesef, Staff Writer
20 March 1999 More Clues Surface in Cat Case
by Kesef, Staff Writer
13 March 1999 Money Matters
by Kesef, Staff Writer
6 March 1999 New Clues in the Hamicide Investigation
by Kesef, Staff Writer
27 February, 1999 Observing Cage Day at Party Headquarters
by Kesef, Staff Writer
27 February, 1999 Media: Previewing the Campaign Infomercial
by Kesef, Staff Writer
20 February, 1999 Strange Lights in the Sky
by Dak, Staff Writer
20 February, 1999 Introducing Dak!
by Kesef, Staff Writer
20 February, 1999 Lights in the Sky
by Dak, Staff Writer
20 February 1999 Assassination Update
by Kesef, Staff Writer
13 February, 1999 Hamster Intertia Movement
by Kesef, Staff Writer
6 February, 1999 Undercover: Mole in the Campaign?
by Kesef, Staff Writer
30 January, 1999 Ganjette: A Hamster's Plea
by Kesef, Staff Writer
30 January, 1999 Update: Hamicide Developments
by Kesef, Staff Writer
23 January, 1999 A Surprise Wedding; Future First Family Grows Twice
by Kesef, Staff Writer
23 January, 1999 Under the Weather? The Hamster 'Snow Joke'
by Kesef, Staff Writer
23 January, 1999 A Rodent Rally for Ganjette
by Kesef, Staff Writer
16 January, 1999 Extraterrestial Hamster Colonies?
by Kesef, Staff Writer
16 January, 1999 Terror Strikes the Campaign: Attempted Hamicide
by Kesef, Staff Writer
16 January, 1999 Exclusive Interview with 'First Daughter'
by Kesef, Staff Writer
9 January 1999 Mon-Mon in Outer Space
by Kesef, Staff Writer
9 January 1999 Focus on the Economy: Euro-Nuts
by Kesef, Staff Writer
9 January 1999 Hammy New Year!
by Kesef, Staff Writer
9 January 1999 Who's This Simon?
by Kesef, Staff Writer



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Christmas Special Transcript of Political Forum
with Comments by Kesef
30 December 1998 The Mystery Disappearance of Scratch
by Kesef, Staff Writer
19 December 1998 Keeping it in the Family
by Kesef, Staff Writer
19 December 1998 When is a Nut not a Nut?
by Kesef, Staff Writer
19 December 1998 Special A Curious Protest: Bioptic Baking Brigade
by Kesef, Staff Writer
Special Feature Hamster Diplomacy
by Kesef, Staff Writer
12 December 1998 Special Life and Lies
by Kesef, Staff Writer
12 December 1998 Ganjette Answers Her Critics
by Kesef, Staff Writer
5 December 1998 Investigation Launched into Walnut Pilfering
by Kesef, Staff Writer
5 December 1998 Behind a Great Campaign: A Great Family
by Kesef, Staff Writer
28 November 1998 Ganjette's Mystery Disappearance
by Kesef, Staff Writer
28 November 1998 'Animal Magic' Pushes Campaign Forward
by Kesef, Staff Writer
28 November 1998 Issues that Unite
by Kesef, Staff Writer
21 November 1998 Report from Campaign Headquarters
by Kesef, Staff Writer
21 November 1998 'Newt Van Gogh' (Expensive Speech)
by Kesef, Staff Writer
14 November 1998 On the Campaign Trail with Ganjette
by Kesef, Staff Writer




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