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| This is an advertisement page used basically by secret services, mafia's boys and other criminals for their coded messages. | Read the latest edition of a newspaper used in South America to torture people: The Fustigato Inquirer FUN ! AMUSEMENT ! SEX ! ROCK ! MUSIC! COMIC THINGS ! DRUGS ! On other sites, not here, this is a dramatically boring site. This site of advertisements is for advertisements , if you want to put an advertisement, send an advertisement to my e-mail for advertisements made to collect advertisements (adv@fustigato.8m.com) My name is Fustigato No smoking zone |
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| Advertisements Serial killer specialized in blond girls is looking for victims... if you want to be the next one just send a photo and curriculum vitae. No false blondes ! Adv No. 01
The International Terrorist Organization offers a traineeship as a suicide-slaughterer in middle-east zone. Send Curriculum. Adv No.03 A group of disciples, followers, every-thing-you-tell-them-believers, is looking for a leader telling them he is the reincarnation of Jesus and leading them to collective suicide. Is requested at least an experience as a patient in a mad-house. Adv No. 04 |
Advertisements. To answer use my e-mail (adv@fustigato.8m.com) writing the Advertisement number. If you have any suggestion to improve this site, please, don't annoy me by sending it. Mind your own business, or die trying to do it. Another thing, don't send me advertisements about Viagra anymore. I hate Viagra. Because I tried to take it, but the only effect on me was that I got taller. I LOVE INTERNET. Maybe you don't know it, but actually internet was created by militaries so that in case of an atomic war scientists closed in their bunkers could go on exchanging pornographic pictures. What about Windows Millennium? Well, I hate it, I prefer my very old version of Windows 95. How old? Very old! My windows creak! Personal advertisement I am looking for a business-partner. Have you ever seen on TV those demonstrations made in IRAN, IRAQ, SERBIA, CHINA and so on where they burn a U.S.A. flag? Try to imagine how many U.S.A. flags they burn every year. Well, I thought, I could produce inflammable U.S.A. flags, and send them to IRAN, IRAQ, CHINA, SERBIA and so on. A great business! If you are interested contact me. Advertisements |
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| To answer to advertisements and to publish one, e-mail me | Who am I ? Hi, I am the Fustigato ( The Flogged, in english). I am from Pescara (Italy), I was born in 1973, I am 1,96 meter tall, I weigh a quintal. You can see my ugly face in the picture (taken from my driving-license) where I am wearing a Beretta, nice machine-gun, old but still good. Glasses and machine-gun are not on sale. Doctors say I am aggressive to compensate for the smallness of my penis. Well, I don't agree, because if it was true, I would be at least as cruel as Hitler and Stalin combined. Ciao. Our firm, the Fustigato Entertainment Ltd, decided after a board, to develop this site as a just-one-page site for two reasons: 1) We think that a visitor should have information available in one single page, without having to jump from one site to another, so that he saves time and energy. 2) Our experts in computer programming still haven't understood how to create a link from one page to another. Correction: now you can visit the rest of the site ! There is an Home Page and a Second page and an Insult Me page. Visit it. |
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