FGN: Sounds of Season # 1

Pilot Episode
sein.wav The Jester kneeslaps on New England.
stewied.wav Stewie expresses his rage.
fooz.wav A little over excited as John Madden Expresses his love for football.

I Never Met the Dead Man
martini.wav Brian is willing to hump a leg for some alcohol.
startrek.wav Captain Kirk found something.
wonka.wav Peter gets annoyed with Wonka's interrogation

Chitty Chitty Death Bang
feces.wav Stewie barks out his displeasure of having to deal with his dirty diapers.
cheesy.wav Hitler once again comes into play.

Mind Over Murder
probed.wav Stewie is left to wonder where his fathers finger has been.
him.wav Peter smacks up a pregnant woman, oops -=)
shrew.wav Stewies mother: the shrew

A Hero Sits Next Door
cyborg.wav Stewie cheers on the cripple
again.wav Stewie asks for more evil from the telletubbies
batcave.wav To the batcave, and you thought Batman was a lean mean fighting machine..

The Son Also Draws
jello.wav Stewies not a fan of jello...
ghastly.wav Stewie and his mother disagree, something about....SEX

Brian: Portrait of a Dog
pillsbury.wav Nothin says Lovin like the pillsbury dough boy.  Except the word "bitch" is very love-like
nuetered.wav Brian kicks another jail dog in the balls.   Later he finds out that it was nuetered.
precious.wav The judge thinks Brian is a cute little dog, but sends him to lethal injection anyway.