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Criminal Record of: Brian

Brian is a happy intelligent dog.  But apparently he wasn't smart enough NOT to dance nude in a Dairy Queen.  After purchasing a DQ Snickers Blizzard, Brian ate it so fast he got a brain freeze.  Going insane from the freeze, Brian stripped off all clothing and danced nude on top of the register counter. When the brain freeze wore off, Brian found 5 policemen beating him with night-sticks.  Desperate not to go to jail (still nude at the moment) Brian started to hump the legs of the officers.  The officers happened to like this, and enforced the law with Brian all night long.... Brian got off with a warning ticket, and a fine of 10cents.

MEET ME AT DQ!!!

Brian is doing NO time is prison