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Prank phone calls
These are the calls Bart and Lisa do on Moes Tavern
Hey, guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap.
I wanna Seymour Butts.
Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!
Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Why can't I find Amanda
Hugginkiss?
Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
Aw, settle down. Anita Bath here? All right, fine,
fine. Maya Butreeks?
Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic
here?
Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!
Moe's Answers To Prank Calls:
Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!
Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!
Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!
Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!
Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!
Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!
You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
Oh, so, you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Waylan, is
it? Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down
your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your
G03 I will not skateboard in the halls
G04 I will not burp in class
G05 None
G06 I will not instagate revolution
G07 I did not see Elvis
G08 None - Christmas Special
G09 I will not draw naked ladies in class
G10 I will not call the teacher "Hot Cakes"
G11 None
G12 They are laughing at me, not with me
G13 Garlic gum is not funny
F01 I will not Xerox my butt
F01 It's potato, not potatoe
F02 Tar is not a plaything
F03 I will not encourage others to fly
F03 I will not fake my way through life
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Barts blackboard quotes
