Episodes 127 to 168

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127. The Doll 2/22/96

Susan has a doll that resembles George's mother. Jerry carries a package home for a friend of Susan's and he breaks his BBQ sauce that he was using for a bit. Frank turns George's room into a pool hall and the and Kramer play in their underwear. Elaine tries to get an autograph of the third tenor.

 

128. The Friar's Club 3/7/96

Geroge fixes Jerry up with Susan's best friend but he has to borrow a jacket at the Friar's Club. Jerry forgets to return the jacket and he thinks the Gypsies stole it. Kramer tries to sleep 20 minutes at a time. Elaine thinks a co-worker is pretending to be deaf to get out of work.

 

129. The Wig Master 4/4/96

Jerry is annoyed because people keep hitting on the person he is with. Elaine and a salesman are working each other. George and Kramer park their cars in a cheap lot and the cars are used by hookers.

 

130. The Calzone 4/28/96

Jerry is dating a woman that gets anything she wants. Mr. Steinbrener gets hooked on calzones when he tries George's and he now doesn't make a move without George. George doesn't get credit for his tip at the calzones shop. Elaine is going out with someone who uses a dating loophole. Kramer will only wear warm clothes.

 

131. & 132. The Bottle Deposit 5/2/96

George gets an assignment but doesn't know what it is or how it gets done for him. Jerry's mechanic steals his car because he is not taking care of it. J. Peterman buys JFK's golf clubs but Elaine leaves them in the back of Jerry's car. Kramer and Newman use a mail truck to take bottles to Michigan but end up chasing the mechanic.

 

133. The Wait Out 5/9/96

Jerry and Elaine have been waiting for a marriage to break up so that they can move in. George helps by making a folksy remark. Kramer gets new jeans that he can't get out of. Elaine's driving makes Jerry sick.

 

134. The Invitations 5/16/96

George tries to figure out ways to get out of getting married. Kramer calls Susan "Lilly" and now he and Elaine are nothing in the wedding. Jerry gets engaged to someone just like him. Susan dies from licking the wedding invitations.

 

Season 8 (22 episodes)

 

135. The Foundation 9/19/96

Susan's parents start a foundation in her honor with George on the board. Jerry studies the perfect breakup story. Kramer learns karate against some unworthy opponents. Elaine gets appointed president of J. Peterman.

 

136. The Soul Mate 9/26/96

Kramer likes Jerry's girlfriend and goes to Newman for advice. George thinks the foundation suspects him of killing Susan. Elaine doesn't want to have a baby.

 

137. The Bizarro Jerry 10/3/96

Elaine's new friends are the opposite of her old ones. Jerry dates a girl with man hands. George enters the forbidden city using his breakup story. Kramer starts a job, sort of...

 

138. The Little Kicks 10/10/96

Elaine co-workers lose respect for her after she dances at a company party. George is the "bad boy" in order to attract a woman. Jerry is forced to bootleg movies by a friend of Kramer.

 

139 The Package 10/17/96

Kramer tries to get Jerry a refund for his broken stereo by mailing it with insurance. Elaine's medical record says she is difficult. George seduces photo shop girl at Kramer's suggestion.

 

140. The Fatigues 10/31/96

Elaine promotes the mail room psycho instead of firing him. Jerry's girlfriend has a mentor who dates Bania (). Kramer needs Frank to help him cook for Jewish singles night. George tries books-on-tape to learn risk management.

 

141. The Checks 11/7/96

Elaine's boyfriend is moved by a song. Jerry gets lots of small royalty checks. George can't get recruited by a cult. Kramer helps out Japanese tourists.

 

142. The Chicken Roaster 11/14/96

Elaine mis-uses the Peterman expense account. George leaves things behind in order to get another date. Jerry's college buddy gets fired and starts working at chicken roaster across the street. Kramer switches apartments with Jerry until he gets hooked on chicken.

 

143 The Abstinence 11/21/96

George has to stop having sex and he suddenly becomes smart. Elaine is dating someone who is almost a doctor. Jerry gets bumped from career day at his Jr. High and it affects his career. Kramer opens a smokers lounge and starts to age.

 

144. The Andrea Doria 12/19/96

George tells his life story in order to get an apartment in place of an Andria Doria survivor. Elaine dates a guy who is bad at breaking up. Jerry delivers mail to help get rid of Newman. Kramer goes to a vet to get rid of cough.

 

145 The Little Jerry 1/9/97

Jerry bounces a check at the market and everyone finds out. Kramer gets a rooster for fresh eggs and names him Jerry Seinfeld. Elaine dates a man who shaves his head. George dates a prisoner.

 

146 The Money 1/16/97

Jerry has to re-buy the cadillac for his parents. George finds out his parents are loaded. Kramer needs to get some sleep after sex. Elaine hires Morty to work at J. Peterman.

 

147 The Comeback 1/30/97

George gets zinged at a meeting and wants to use his comeback. Elaine "connects" with video store employee. Kramer wants a living will. Jerry gets taken by tennis shop pro.

 

148 The Van Buren Boys 2/6/97

George interviews people for the foundation scholarship. Mr. Peterman buys Kramer's stories for his autobiography. Jerry dates someone who is socially challenged.

 

149 The Susie 2/13/97

Elaine has an alter ego at work that is causing problems. George gets dumped through Kramer. Kramer bets with Jerry's money and then thinks Jerry roughed up the bookie (Mike from ).

 

150 The Pothole 2/20/97

George goes to extreme measures to recover his lost key chain. Elaine goes to extreme measures to get Chinese food delivered. Jerry goes to extreme measures to avoid germs with his new girlfriend. Kramer adopts a mile of highway but gets too involved.

 

151 The English Patient 3/13/97

Jerry goes to Florida to help his parents move and ends up in a competition with an old man. Elaine is an outcast for not liking "The English Patient." Kramer has Jerry pick up some Cubans (cigars) but they end up being Dominicans (people). George plots to replace a beautiful woman's boyfriend whom he is mistaken for.

 

152 The Nap 4/10/97

George has some adjustments made to his desk. Jerry gets his kitchen re-done but it's a little too much. Kramer takes to swimming in the river because it's less crowded. Elaine meets someone who is concerned about her back.

 

153 The Yada Yada 4/24/97

George's new girlfriend skips the details in her stories. Jerry gets offended when Dr. Wattly converts to Judaism. Elaine tries to help her friends adopt. Kramer and Mickey () can't decide who gets which girl on a double date.

 

154 The Millennium 5/1/97

Kramer's millennium party clashes with Newman's. Elaine tries to hurt a store's business. George tries to get fired. Jerry is obsessed with his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

 

155 The Muffin Tops 5/8/97

Elaine goes into business selling just the tops of muffins. George pretends he is a tourist to get a girl. Jerry takes shaving a bit too far. Kramer gives tours of the "real" Peterman's life.

 

156 The Summer of George 5/15/97

George prepares for a great summer. Elaine gets catty with a co-worker. Kramer accidentally gets a Tony award and then has to earn it. Jerry and George team up in a relationship.

 

Season 9 (24 episodes with a 2 hour finale)

 

157. The Butter Shave 9/25/97

Jerry is upset that Bania () is riding his coat tails so he takes a dive. Kramer starts using butter instead of shave cream and ends up sauteed. George's new boss thinks he is handicapped so he takes full advantage. Elaine has a bad trip to Europe with David Puddy ().

 

158. The Voice 10/2/97

Jerry has to decide between his new girlfriend or doing a funny voice. He chooses the voice but then changes his mind when the gang is tired of doing it. George's boss tries to get him to quit but he is no match for George. Elaine back slides and end up with Puddy again and again and again... Kramer gets an intern for "Kramerica" to help him run his daily business.

 

159. The Serenity Now 10/9/97

Jerry's girlfriend tries to get him to let out his anger but once he lets one emotion out they all come out. George starts working for his father selling computers out of the garage but has to compete with Lloyd Braun. () Kramer gets a screen door and turns his apartment into Anytown, USA but he runs into trouble with the neighborhood kids. Jewish men are attracted to Elaine because she has "Shiksappeal". Frank learns to calm down by saying "serenity now".

 

160. The Blood 10/16/97

George tries to combine food, sex, and TV. Kramer decides to keep his blood at home and ends up donating some to Jerry. Elaine wants to prove that she is responsible. Jerry's parents hire him a personal trainer...Izzy Mandlebaum!!!

 

161. The Junk Mail 10/30/97

Kramer tries to cancel his mail. Jerry gets a free van through a childhood friend but the guy gets upset when he doesn't like it. Elaine loves a guy who is a TV pitchman. George's parents start ditching him.

 

162. The Merv Griffin Show 11/06/97

Kramer finds the set of the Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster and starts hosting people. Elaine tries to get back at a new co-worker who siddles. Jerry finds a way to play with his new girlfriend's awesome toy collection. George thought he had a deal with the pigeons.

 

163. The Slicer 11/13/97

Kramer buys a meat slicer in order to get a good sandwich. Jerry tries a revenge date with a dermatologist who calls herself a life saver. Elaine's neighbor leaves her alarm on so she blows her fuse. George tries to remove himself from the background of a picture on his new boss' desk.

 

164. The Betrayal 11/20/97

Backwards Episode!!! George is upset with Jerry after Elaine tells George that Jerry slept with the woman that Jerry fixed George up with. Elaine causes her friend () to cancel her wedding when the friend overhears her tell George that she slept with the groom. Kramer takes a snowball in the face in order to cancel his friend's wish for him to drop dead.

 

165. The Apology 12/11/97

Jerry learns about good and bad naked. Elaine's co-worker () is afraid of her germs. George waits for an apology from and alcoholic friend. Kramer tries to cut down his shower time.

 

166. The Strike 12/18/97

Kramer returns to work at a bagel store after a 12 year strike. Frank revives Festivus, a holiday he invented when George was a child. Jerry dates a girl who is attractive one day, ugly the next. Elaine gives a fake phone number on the back of a sub card that needed just one more stamp. George's Christmas gifts are donations to a fake charity.

 

167. The Dealership 1/8/98

Jerry is supposed to get the insider deal on his new car but runs into trouble when Elaine dumps Puddy. Kramer wants to see how Jerry's new car is going to fit his everyday life. George is starving but can't get anything from the candy machine.

 

168. The Reverse Peephole 1/15/98

Kramer and Newman reverse their peepholes to avoid being attacked. Jerry goes on a wallet diet and end up switching to a European Carryall. Elaine tries to get rid of Puddy's man fur. George keeps a vibrating chair that was supposed to be a gift.

 

169. The Cartoon 1/29/98

George is dating someone who looks like Jerry. Elaine can't figure out a cartoon. Jerry tries to get Sally Weaver () to stop doing a show about him. Kramer tries to stop talking.

 

170. The Strongbox 2/5/98

Kramer hides his strongbox key and Jerry keeps finding it. Elaine dates someone who is poor...and married. George can't get a breakup to take. Jerry keeps offending his neighbor.

 

171. The Wizard 2/26/98

Jerry gets Morty and electronic organizer that Morty only used to calculate tips. Elaine thinks she is part of a mixed couple. George pretends to have a house in the Hamptons. Kramer retires and moves to Florida.

 

172. The Burning 3/19/98

Jerry dates a girl with a story from her past. George tries to leave on a high note. Elaine is upset that Puddy believes in God. Kramer and Mickey act out diseases.

 

173. The Bookstore 4/9/98

 

174. The Frogger 4/23/98

 

175. The Maid 4/30/98

 

176. The Puerto Rican Day 5/7/98

The gang gets stuck in traffic from the Puerto Rican Day Parade. Elaine tries to make it home to unwind. George can't get away from a guy with a laser pointer. Kramer causes trouble when he accidently ignites a Puerto Rican flag. Jerry can't get away from a guy he cut off.

 

177. - 180. The Finale 5/14/98 (code name:A Hard Nut to Crack)

NBC wants to do the "Jerry" show so George and Jerry prepare to move to LA. The whole gang decides to take a trip to Paris but end up in Massachutsets when Kramer causes a problem with the plane. While there they witness a car jacking and are arrested for not helping. A trial ensues with all the people they have wronged throughout the years appearing as character witnesses. They are found guilty and sentenced to 1 year in jail.