George and Jerry pitch their show about nothing to NBC. George starts dating Susan but then Kramer throws up on her. Kramer trades Newman a radar detector for a motorcycle helmet. The helmet saves his life when he is kicked in the head by Crazy Joe Divola. Newman gets a speeding ticket and makes Kramer his alibi.

45. The Wallet (Part 1) 9/23/92

Morty thinks someone stole his wallet at the doctor's office. Kramer acts as Elaine's boyfriend so that she can dump her boyfriend/shrink. George passes on the pilot.

46. The Watch (Part 2) 9/30/92

George tries to bargain with NBC. Jerry tries to get his watch back from Uncle Leo.

47. The Bubble Boy 10/7/92

Jerry agrees to visit a boy in a bubble on his way upstate with Elaine, George, and Susan. George loses Jerry and ends up getting in a fight with the bubble boy. Kramer burns down Susan's father's cabin. Jerry and George describe the pies.

48. The Cheever Letters 10/28/92

Susan's dad is found to be gay when letters are discovered at the burned cabin. Kramer tries to get more cigars from the Cuban Embassy. Jerry hates talking to Elaine's secretary but ends up talking dirty with her. Jerry and George start writing the pilot.

49. The Opera 11/4/92

Elaine is dating Crazy Joe Divola but doesn't find out until she and Jerry are at the opera. Crazy Joe puts the kibosh on Jerry and then dresses up as the sad clown. Kramer and George try to scalp tickets.

50. The Virgin 11/11/92

Elaine upsets Jerry's virgin girlfriend and then causes Ping to wreck. George gets Susan fired when he kisses her before a meeting.

51. The Contest 11/18/92

Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine have a contest to see who can hold out the longest. Elaine meets John F. Kennedy, Jr. Jerry loses the virgin when he tells her about the contest and she ends up with JFK. Kramer ends up with the naked neighbor.

52. The Airport 11/25/92

Jerry flies first class while Elaine flies coach. George and Kramer wait for them at the airport. George upsets a notorious criminal and gets stuck on a flight when trying to scam free tickets. Jerry meets a Calvin Klein model.

53. The Pick 12/16/92

Jerry is accused of picking his nose by the Calvin Klein model. Elaine sends out Christmas cards showing her nipple. Calvin Klein comes out with a new cologne called "The Ocean" stealing Kramer's idea (see episode 31) but then Kramer does an underwear ad for them.

54. The Movie 1/6/93

Jerry tries to juggle a couple of performances and going to the movies. Elaine, Kramer, and George wait at the theater.

55. The Visa 1/27/93

George is dating the lawyer who is handling Ping's case against Elaine. Jerry tries not to be funny so that George will have a better shot with the lawyer but she ends up being attracted to Jerry because he is dark and mysterious. Babu is deported when his visa renewal is placed in Jerry's mailbox and Elaine doesn't give Jerry his mail for a long while. Kramer punches Micky Mantle at fantasy camp.

56. The Shoes 2/4/93

Kramer snubs an old girlfriend of Jerry's and then ends up kissing her. George is caught looking at cleavage. Elaine gives up her shoes to help Jerry get the pilot back and then shows her "ketchup secret" to the president of NBC.

57. The Outing 2/11/93

George and Jerry are thought to be gay, not that there is anything wrong with that!

58. The Old Man 2/18/93

George, Jerry, and Elaine volunteer to help senior citizens. Kramer and Newman try to make money selling used records.

59. The Implant 2/25/93

Elaine tells Jerry that the woman he is dating has implants so he dumps her. When she finds out that they are real Jerry gets back with her but then gets dumped. George goes to a funeral with his girlfriend and tries to get a half priced fare. George double dips!

60. The Junior Mint 3/18/93

Jerry doesn't know the name of the woman he is dating except that it rhymes with a female body part. Elaine goes to see an old boyfriend who is about to have surgery. Kramer and Jerry go to witness the surgery and end up drooping a Jr. Mint inside of him that miraculously save him. George buys some of his art because he thinks he is going to die.

61. The Smelly Car 4/15/93

A valet leaves a terrible BO in Jerry's car. George finds out that Susan has become a lesbian and then Kramer steals her girlfriend.

62. The Handicap Spot 5/13/93

There are two versions of this one!!! Kramer advises George to park in a handicap spot while buying an engagement present for "The Drake". A disabled woman has an accident and an angry mob destroys George's father's car. Kramer falls in love with the disabled woman. George becomes his dad's butler.

63. & 64. The Pilot 5/20/93

65. The Mango 9/16/93

Jerry learns that Elaine faked her orgasms and wants one more shot. George experiences impotence. Kramer gets banned from the fruit store and has Jerry try to buy his fruit for him. George is cured when he eats some mango.

66. The Puffy Shirt 9/23/93

Kramer is dating a low-talker and Jerry agree to wear the pirate shirts she make on the Today show because he couldn't hear what she was asking him. George moves in with his parents but then is discovered as a hand model.

67. The Glasses 9/30/93

George thinks his glasses were stolen and he ends up buying women's frames. George tells Jerry he saw his girlfriend kissing his cousin Jeffery. Elaine is bit by a rabid dog. Kramer gets George a discount on his glasses because he got the optometrist off sugar.

68. The Sniffing Accountant 10/7/93

Jerry thinks his accountant is doing drug. George interviews to be a bra salesman. Elaine breaks up with Jake Jarmel because he didn't use an exclamation point in a message he left.

69. The Bris 10/14/93

Elaine and Jerry are chosen as godparents and help with the bris. George's car gets damaged by someone committing suicide. Kramer tries to save the pigman he finds in the hospital.

70. The Lip Reader 10/28/93

Kramer becomes a ball boy for the U.S. Open. Jerry dates a deaf lineswoman and George uses her to read the lips of the woman who just dumped him. Elaine says she is deaf to avoid talking to a chauffeur.

71. The Non-Fat Yogurt 11/4/93

Jerry and Elaine have non-fat yogurt tested. Jerry swears in front of little boy and then apologizes but swears again. George is caught nudging someone to avoid talking to a childhood friend that is now the mayors assistant. He claims to have arm spasms.

72. The Barber 11/11/93

Jerry gets a bad haircut and then goes behind his barber's back to try to get it fixed. Elaine uses Kramer in the singles auction to replace Jerry. George gets a job, of course...

73. The Masseuse 11/18/93

Jerry dates a masseuse who won't give him a massage and hates George. Elaine dates Joel Rifkin and tries to get him to change his name.

74. The Cigar-Store Indian 12/9/93

Jerry offends a native American friend of Elaine's with his gift. Elaine takes Frank's TV Guide and meets a strange person on the subway. George has to get his parents coffee table fixed and Kramer gets the idea for a coffee table book about coffee tables.

75. The Conversion 12/16/93

Geroge converts to Latvian Orthodox for his girlfriend but then she moves away. Jerry thinks his girlfriend has fungus. Kramer has the Kavorka.

76. The Stall 1/6/94

Jerry's girlfriend can't spare a square of toilet paper to Elaine. Elaine is dating a mimbo and George falls in love with him. Kramer uses Jerry's phone to call for phone sex and it turns out to be Jerry's girlfriend.

77. The Dinner Party 2/3/94

The whole gang is heading to a dinner party and they need something to bring. Jerry and Elaine have trouble getting a Chocolate Bobka. George has a new gortex coat that causes him to break some bottle of wine.