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Barbie
A man was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's
birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store
and asks the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she replies, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We
have Barbie Goes to the Gym for £19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for £19.95, Barbie Goes
Shopping for £19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for £19.95, Barbie Goes Night-Clubbing for
£19.95, and Divorced Barbie for £265" The man asks, "Why is the Divorced
Barbie £265 when all the others are only £19.95?"
The sales lady says, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat,
Ken's furniture…"
