As of Apr/17/99.

Well, well... i officially hate fortunecity. And yes i'm tired of moving my site around. Ok i only moved it once, but even so it was a royal pain... anyway here are the updates...

Whip it out

Mormon Power Ranger

Fell

Gay Ken

As of Mar/26/99.

New MP3:

Condoms

Hussein

New on Stuff:

Winsniper

Air Hockey

Whiner

Guess

As of Mar/19/99.

Well this is it. I finally chose to move to Fortunecity. But unfortunately, i couldn't move all of my files here, so they're still at xoom, and to make it better Fortunecity apparently doesn't allow files bigger than 1 meg. So... i'll have to upload them somewhere else. Sorry for this awful inconvenience and please update your bookmarks. Thanks a lot!

As of Mar/16/99.

Just for you to know, i'm already looking for a new location to my site. It'll probably be Geocities, but i'm not really sure as of now. I registered at FortuneCity too, but i don't know how good is to ftp there. I'd like to thank Judy for her nice words about this site. That keeps me going!

As of Mar/14/99.

Yea yea... found a whole lotta broken links on my links page EW!!! I hate when that happens...

Two hilarious MP3's:

Go Down

Bobbit

Slightly modified the page about me.

I'm planning on making an awards thingie. If anyone besides me reads this, i'd love some comment on that. I've been so fanatical about Paint Shop Pro lately, everybody's complaining (eh Sami?). Ok ok, so i knew shit of PSP and finally i'm learning something, i can't control my excitement. DUH.

I wish i knew who the Great Milenko is, are you from Canada? I get a whole lotta hits from a person from Canada, and i don't know who this person is, but i'd love to know. Someone emailed me asking what to do with zipped files. Well, i never figured someone out there could have problems with that, and i'm too lazy to give explanations on that here, but if anyone has trouble with the files, whatsoever, feel free to e-mail, i will definitely e-mail back.

I'm getting sick of the way this site looks, especially now that i learned some nifty things on PSP (see? i can't stop talking about it), so i thought i'd redo the whole thing, but man... i'm tired already.

Well, thanks for stopping by. See you next time. Hope you like the mp3s, they're really cool.

As of Mar/07/99.

No time to do the updates page. Been busy with my other site of fonts at http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Monitor/5696/index.html. Also received an award. Well, you probably know that by now. Added a few progies that were sent to me by my dearest friend Anastasia:

Eye

Optical

There's a whole lot of stuff i need to add, but i just have no time. I'll do that this week. Have a nice day!

As of Feb/16/99.

I added 2 more progs and 1 mpeg:

Bee

Billie (Clinton)

And...

Chimp

I also sort of updated my links page.

As of Feb/05/99.

Well well well, i fixed some more broken links i discovered (no matter how hard you try... there are always broken links...).

Added a few progies... real cute ones...

See my stuff page for more info.

Big

Cat

Christmas decoration lamps

Still haven't been added to the Humour Ring yet... i'm tired of waiting... maybe i'll join the Humor Ring instead...

No time to redo the links page... that sucks big time... maybe i'll do this next weekend...

Have a whole bunch of jokes to add.. just had no time at all... sorry, next month maybe! See you then!

As of Jan/05/99.

Well, so i gave up the CSS thing... too much trouble. I guess i won't do anything with it, until those stupid browsers make something about it. I can barely handle one type of page, let alone two.

So, here's what you can find here as of now.

My page of stuff has those annoying desktop programs, and some other irritating stuff. Perfect to send your friends and make them refer to you as the most annoying guy on the internet.

Latest additions:

Bill Gates gets creamed!!

Kill Saddam.

Alien Autopsy.

Male Strip Tease.

Should Clinton stay?

The day Windows 98 crashed.

A gift from Coca-Cola.

On the wav/mp3 page you can find some real funny clips of various stuff, most of it should be rated X. If you get easily offended, don't waste your time there.

Winbeer.

Are they gonna fry OJ?

Version of 'Knockin' on heaven's door'.

A big guy named Ben.

Clinton Speech.

Yet another hilarious clip on Bill Clinton.

Version of 'Fly me to the moon'.

The Frugal Gourmet does it all.

A pissed off guy with probs with his comp.

Come on Barbie.

I have computer jokes, golf jokes and lists. Please check my jokes page, i think you won't regret that.

Hm.... the links page has a lot of links (DUH!) to other funny stuff on the net, and a bunch of links to sports stuff... and my friends' pages too.

Something about me... or too much about me... i guess more than you care knowing. Anyway... there's something about my net friends too (that has to be my favorite).

Of course you can't leave without signing my guestbook, or i'll haunt you at night!! And i freakin' mean it!!!

And if you wanna check what other people have written to me just click here.

So where will you go?

All the threats, job offers and anything else can be sent to me. If you have any contribution to me, i'll be glad to give you credits for it.