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These are sounds from various sources, all in zipped .wav format

= My favorites

 

 

An Audience With Billy Connolly

Beginning 1 281Kb He begins the live to TV performance by considering the language he will use 0:32
Beginning 2 208Kb He says how he has sworn all his life 0:25
Brail 201Kb A road sign saying: To the Brail School 0:23
Folk 148Kb The change that happened to Folk singing that made Billy get out of it 0:17
Hitler 170Kb What Hitlers mum would have thought of him 0:19
Parents 173Kb Stupid things parents say 0:19
Scotsingers 395Kb Stupid Scottish singers 0:44
Weather 317Kb Patronising TV, especially with the weather 0:35

 

 

25BC Video

Demand 182Kb Women, and the feminist movement, with their demands      Thanks to Matthew 0:22
Evangelist 453Kb Talking about his favourite evangelist of the 80s who performed 'murkles' 1:08
Foul 217Kb Tribal behaviour after a foul in football 0:30
Masturbation 1 254Kb Not an unusual topic for Billy 0:31
Masturbation 2 161Kb You're driven to it 0:22
Masturbation 3 255Kb Rules get away with it 0:32
Masturbation 4 164Kb Nosey people who will follow you and listen 0:21
Salmon 304Kb Billy's new way to fish, called Nuttin' the Salmon 0:35
Shampoo 1 92Kb The stupid amount of choice when it comes to shampoos 0:14
Shampoo 2 129Kb As above 0:20
Twohalves 192Kb Commentators stupid comments 0:30
Welly 428Kb His Welly Boots song 1:05

 

 

Erect for 30 Years TV Special

Angels 84Kb People who believe in angels 0:12
Clinton 216Kb Saying John Major could never do Clintons job 0:33
Enema 29Kb Giving his opinion of Brisbane after he went there for the first time and was mugged 0:03
Fuck 199Kb You will find you use the word 'fuck' more often 0:27
Plain 214Kb He's a plain-looking guy 0:22
Robin 142Kb Robin Williams message to him at the end of the show 0:20
Underwear 287Kb Clean underwear in case of accident 0:40

 

 

Highlights and Footlights CD

Circus 105Kb One day the circus came to Glasgow 0:14
Dicedcarrots 313Kb Why is there always diced carrots in your vomit? 0:45
Elephant 83Kb Follow on from Circus 0:08
Laplanders 149Kb Laplander joke 0:21
Moodforlove 121Kb Getting your inflateable ladie ready 0:11
Pervert 119Kb Ever thought about being a pervert? 0:13
Song 482Kb He bagges out an audience member then sings a song 1:05

 

 

The Rest

Lose 86Kb 'Where did you lose it?', the most stupid questing 0:15
Scrotum 37Kb Showing the ol' scrotum 0:06
Switzerland 78Kb Nothing good comes from Switzerland 0:14
Talkdirty 95Kb Women talking dirty 0:17